I am not a Wormwood, I refuse to be a Wormwood! My "father" is a no good car salesman who lies and cheats to make sale. I bet the car will not even make it out of the lot. He is not very nice to me, so I thought it was time someone taught him a lesson. So, one morning before he left for work I went and grabbed the hat he wears every morning, and to teach him a lesson I put superglue in the hat. He was forced to wear all day. Finally when he got home my "mother" tried to get it off and was unsuccessful,"father" had to sleep with the hat on all night. The next morning my "mother" had to cut it off piece by piece, lets just say my "father" got an unexpected haircut! It was a wonderful victory for me.
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The next way I decided to get back at my "father" was by turning his hair platinum-blond. He naturally has a dark dark head of hair. To teach him another lesson I took three-quarters of my "mother's" Platinum Blonde Hair-Dye Extra Strong and put it in my "father's" Oil Of Violets. Lets just say he ended up as a Platinum-Blond Man.
Hopefully my "father" has learned a lesson!
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